Dark, smooth, and not here for small talk. Built on generations of repressed feelings and bad coping mechanisms, this roast doesn’t overshare, it just quietly judges and pretends everything’s fine. They saw your text, thought about responding,
and definitely didn’t respond. Burnt out, bold, and somehow still functioning. Expect dark chocolate, molasses, and a face that says “please stop talking.”
TASTING NOTES:
Detached Dark Chocolate • Melancholy Molasses • Resentment
Dark, smooth, and not here for small talk. Built on generations of repressed feelings and bad coping mechanisms, this roast doesn’t overshare, it just quietly judges and pretends everything’s fine. They saw your text, thought about responding,
and definitely didn’t respond. Burnt out, bold, and somehow still functioning. Expect dark chocolate, molasses, and a face that says “please stop talking.”
TASTING NOTES:
Detached Dark Chocolate • Melancholy Molasses • Resentment
