Swirling ice cubes, swirling thoughts, it’s a mental spiral in a mason jar. Drinks cold brew all year like it’s a personality trait. Claims she’s “low-maintenance,” but takes an hour to get ready just to “run to the store.” Owns a full emotional-support water bottle lineup and posts “in my self-care era” while ignoring her therapist’s texts. Probably wants a pump and a half of flavor, but b!tch don’t you dare ruin this one. Low-acid, high-attitude. Looks chill, sounds chill, absolutely not chill.
TASTING NOTES:
Dark Chocolate • Melodramatic Molasses • Repressed Robustness
Swirling ice cubes, swirling thoughts, it’s a mental spiral in a mason jar. Drinks cold brew all year like it’s a personality trait. Claims she’s “low-maintenance,” but takes an hour to get ready just to “run to the store.” Owns a full emotional-support water bottle lineup and posts “in my self-care era” while ignoring her therapist’s texts. Probably wants a pump and a half of flavor, but b!tch don’t you dare ruin this one. Low-acid, high-attitude. Looks chill, sounds chill, absolutely not chill.
TASTING NOTES:
Dark Chocolate • Melodramatic Molasses • Repressed Robustness
