OVERSTIMULATED AF | Decaf

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We see you. Too much anxiety for caffeine, too much caffeine for calm. Forever caught between planning every detail of your life and being completely paralyzed by it. We know you want to live the coffee-girl aesthetic but your nervous system said “absolutely not.” That’s fine. No jitters, just gentle judgment. Stay home and sip your decaf. Smooth, mellow, and basically a weighted blanket in a cup.

TASTING NOTES:


Molasses Meltdown • Sweet Tea Support • Orange Peel Panic

We see you. Too much anxiety for caffeine, too much caffeine for calm. Forever caught between planning every detail of your life and being completely paralyzed by it. We know you want to live the coffee-girl aesthetic but your nervous system said “absolutely not.” That’s fine. No jitters, just gentle judgment. Stay home and sip your decaf. Smooth, mellow, and basically a weighted blanket in a cup.

TASTING NOTES:


Molasses Meltdown • Sweet Tea Support • Orange Peel Panic