Light, fruity, and unbearably cheerful: the coffee equivalent of a coworker who says “happy Monday!” at 8 a.m. Bright citrus and honey sweetness mask how secretly insufferable it is, with caramel undertones of chronic people-pleasing. The kind that says “everything happens for a reason” like that’s supposed to help. Relentlessly upbeat, aggressively encouraging, and annoyingly drinkable.
TASTING NOTES:
Chaotic Citrus • Honey Hysteria • Codependent Caramel
Light, fruity, and unbearably cheerful: the coffee equivalent of a coworker who says “happy Monday!” at 8 a.m. Bright citrus and honey sweetness mask how secretly insufferable it is, with caramel undertones of chronic people-pleasing. The kind that says “everything happens for a reason” like that’s supposed to help. Relentlessly upbeat, aggressively encouraging, and annoyingly drinkable.
TASTING NOTES:
Chaotic Citrus • Honey Hysteria • Codependent Caramel
