Sassy Sisters was brewed from caffeine, chaos, and the kind of sisterhood that doesn’t hold back.

We’re Ursula and Corrina — actual sisters, swimmers, and burnout startup veterans. We’ve been roasting each other since birth and calling each other out (lovingly) for decades. Now we’re bottling that energy into every damn roast.⚡️

Most mornings start the same: too early, mildly anxious, over-caffeinated — but always with the same brutally honest energy. And always, over coffee. It’s our ritual. Our therapy. Our daily shit-talking session.

Somewhere between “morrrninn” and “did you seen what they posted?” one of us said, “Imagine if people actually heard how we talk.” Then came, “No one needs another shitty podcast… but we could all use more coffee.”

Soo here we are.

Life’s too short for vague texts and weak coffee. The world doesn’t need more sugarcoated bullshit — it needs bold flavor and brutal honesty. The kind that says what you’re thinking before you’ve had the nerve (or the caffeine) to say it out loud.

We built this brand for the unfiltered: the high-functioning hot messes, 6AM overthinkers, post-party analysts, deep feelers with 47 tabs open and no chill.

The kind of people who get roasted whether they show up, stay home, ghost the group chat, care too much, don’t care enough, have bangs… or regret them.

Sassy Sisters isn’t just about beans. It’s about calling out bullshit, caffeinating your coping mechanisms, and doing it all with a little sass and a lotta heart. Our love language and a creative outlet that tastes damn good while doing it.

So fuck it. Be too much. Be brewtally honest. Don’t sugarcoat it. And no matter what, make sure the coffee’s strong.

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