Hot Mess Espresso

$20.00
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You’ve got 74 tabs open (in life and on Chrome), you’re five minutes late with oat milk on your shirt, day 5 hair in a claw clip, and dry shampoo doing God’s work. Dinner? Unplanned. Emotions? TBD.

This espresso isn’t here to fix your life—it’s here to fuel the beautiful disaster you are until further notice.

Unapologetically strong, slightly chaotic, and weirdly comforting, Hot Mess Espresso doesn’t judge your coping mechanisms. It is one.

This isn’t self-care. It’s survival fuel.

Sip it. Cry a little. Then go be a legend.

You’ve got 74 tabs open (in life and on Chrome), you’re five minutes late with oat milk on your shirt, day 5 hair in a claw clip, and dry shampoo doing God’s work. Dinner? Unplanned. Emotions? TBD.

This espresso isn’t here to fix your life—it’s here to fuel the beautiful disaster you are until further notice.

Unapologetically strong, slightly chaotic, and weirdly comforting, Hot Mess Espresso doesn’t judge your coping mechanisms. It is one.

This isn’t self-care. It’s survival fuel.

Sip it. Cry a little. Then go be a legend.

You’ve got 74 tabs open (in life and on Chrome), you’re five minutes late with oat milk on your shirt, day 5 hair in a claw clip, and dry shampoo doing God’s work. Dinner? Unplanned. Emotions? TBD.

This espresso isn’t here to fix your life—it’s here to fuel the beautiful disaster you are until further notice.

Unapologetically strong, slightly chaotic, and weirdly comforting, Hot Mess Espresso doesn’t judge your coping mechanisms. It is one.

This isn’t self-care. It’s survival fuel.

Sip it. Cry a little. Then go be a legend.