


Spiral-Free Brew (Decaf)
(For the chronically anxious and tragically caffeine-intolerant)
You want to drink coffee — you just don’t want to feel like your heart’s about to launch itself into orbit. We made this for you.
Spiral-Free Brew is for the beautiful disasters who can’t handle caffeine but still insist on romanticizing the grind. This roast is bold, smooth, and 100% jitter-free — so you can feel something without needing to lie down immediately afterward.
Made for the friend who:
Gets heart palpitations from green tea
Reads one slightly spicy email and has to go “take a walk”
Once drank a cold brew and had an out-of-body experience
No caffeine. No shaking.
No need to text your therapist at 9 a.m.
(For the chronically anxious and tragically caffeine-intolerant)
You want to drink coffee — you just don’t want to feel like your heart’s about to launch itself into orbit. We made this for you.
Spiral-Free Brew is for the beautiful disasters who can’t handle caffeine but still insist on romanticizing the grind. This roast is bold, smooth, and 100% jitter-free — so you can feel something without needing to lie down immediately afterward.
Made for the friend who:
Gets heart palpitations from green tea
Reads one slightly spicy email and has to go “take a walk”
Once drank a cold brew and had an out-of-body experience
No caffeine. No shaking.
No need to text your therapist at 9 a.m.